Woodrow 61, 62, 63 alumni
Top 10 reasons why you should attend:
10. Any more absences or you'll get a detention
9. You need something you can remember for more than 10 minutes.
8. If you don't, Gay Folsom will hunt you down like a dog, cover you with a blanket
and beat the lumps till they quit moving. Just ask her husband.
7. It will mean temporary freedom from anonymity.
(Having trouble comprehending? Click here)
6. The rest of us won't feel so self-conscious after seeing you.
5. The people you couldn't stand may be there. You can share your old feelings
with them and you both can go home early.
4. There will be a prize for the greatest metamorphosis, compliments of
the Progeria Research Foundation.
3. Because at our 50th reunion, half of us may be gone. The better half.
2. We heard Tim Peake, Bobby Kitts and Jerry Love are planning a wet T-shirt
competition for the ladies.
1. Believe it or not, we'll miss you...that is...your money.
Lost and Found:
Help us notify these classmates: Email us your information
Who's coming?
Click and find out. This list is updated as time permits. Experience tells us many will register at the door.
Site design and development by:
Andrews & Associates www.andrewsontheweb.com
Who says you can't get somethin' for nothin'?